apessimisticteen:

You haven’t experienced real hell and exam anxiety unless you’re in the middle of a test and have Ring Ding Dong in your head.

fartgallery:

alex trebek: to make something free of dirt, marks, or mess, especially by washing, wiping, or brushing

jeopardy contestant: what is cleaning?

contestant’s roommate [yelling angrily from the audience]: yeah greg! what IS cleaning?

refure:

me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of spongebob

junghoeks:

Me: I think I’m gonna go to bed early tonight 

Me at 3 am:

bpdmetta:

*sticks my leg in the air* give me attention

blankslate:

smao- suffering my ass off
sol- suffering out loud
rofs- rolling on the floor suffering